I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be
kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians who couldn’t pass ninth grade biology if their lives
depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one
of the following:
Glass of wine
Cold Beer Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cup of tea
It should be presumed that I won’t ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the ‘fat
lady sing,’ and call it a day!
Have a Drink IT’S 5 O’CLOCK SOMEWHERE